Old Wives Tales....Addicted

Since we aren't finding out the sex of Baby G I've found that I'm borderline addicted to reading old wives tales and testing them out.  So below are are a few of the ones I've found online and I've put my "answer" below each one.

I apologize up front... there is a chance you are about the read things that you really could have done without knowing.

When nutty takes over 

#1. If you are moody, you are having a girl because of all the extra female hormones.

GIRL

Breast assured they will get bigger

#2. It's a girl if your left breast is larger than your right breast. It's a boy if your right breast is larger than your left breast.

UMMMM... THEY'RE THE SAME

#3. Dark nipples are signs of a son.

BOY

Momma nose

#4. If you eat garlic and the odor seeps out of your pores, then you're having a boy. 

GIRL

Constipation & frequent urination

#5. If your urine is bright yellow, it's a boy. A dull yellow means a girl.

GIRL

Where are my TUMS!!!

#6. If you experience heartburn or indigestion during pregnancy your baby will have a full head of hair.

BABY G BETTER HAVE A LOT OF HAIR!

#7. No morning sickness, it’s a boy.  A girl if you were sick or nauseous during your pregnancy.

GIRL

The doctor visit

#8. A heart rate over 140 beats per minute(bpm), it's a girl. A boy's heart beat is slower. 

GIRL

The Ravenous Beast

#9. If you crave salty foods it's a boy. If you crave sweets then it's a girl. 

BOY

#10. If you eat the ends of bread, it’s a boy. If you eat the middle of the load, it’s a girl.

GIRL

Is my husband pregnant or am I? 

#11. If dad gains weight, it's a girl. If his weight stays the same, it's a boy.

GIRL

What's up with my skin? 

#12. It's a girl if you get acne due to the increased levels of the female charged hormones. A girl steals her mother’s beauty.

BOY

#13. If the linea nigra stops at the belly button, it's a girl. If the linea nigra goes all the way to the bottom of the rib cage, it's a boy. 

NO LINE!! YAY!!!

#14. You got dry hands; it's a boy.

GIRL

#15. More hair on your legs than normal, count on a boy. 

GIRL

I'm leaking from where?

#16. If your nose gets bigger and wider, expect a boy.

GIRL

Swelling

#17. If your nose swells, it's a girl. Same pre-pregnancy nose, it's a boy.

BOY

#18. If your face swells and gets rounder, it's a girl. Long and narrow face, a boy

BOY

#19. Cold feet, a boy

GIRL

#20. If your legs get really big, means a boy. If your legs stay in shape and lean, a girl.

BOY.... MY BUTT IS HUGE!

Clumsiness

#21. If you find yourself clumsier with pregnancy, it's a boy.

GIRL

#22. If you remain grounded and still in control of your body, it's a girl.

GIRL

Why does everyone feel the need to touch me? 

#23. If you're carrying low, it's a boy. If you're carrying high, it's a girl.

GIRL

#24. If you're carrying in front, it's a boy. All around your middle, it's a girl.
LORD HELP ME.... GIRL

Some fun tests

#25. Loop your wedding ring in a piece of thread and let it dangle over your belly. If the rings swings in a back and forth motion, it's a girl. If the ring moves in a circular motion, paint the room blue.
GIRL LAST NIGHT
BOY TONIGHT
..... SO I GUESS I HAVE TO ELIMINATE THIS ONE....

#26. If you hold a necklace over your hand and it swings back and forth, it's a boy. A circular moving necklace, stock up on the pink.
GIRL


#27. When asked to show your hands and you immediately show your palm, it's a girl. Palm down = a boy.
GIRL

#28. If a toddler shows interest in you, you are having the opposite sex of the toddler. For example, a girl toddler expresses interest in you means you are having a boy.
????....ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE KIDS AND I HAVEN'T NOTICED A DIFFERENCE. 

TOTAL FOR GIRL = 17
TOTAL FOR BOY = 6
NO ANSWER = 5